I FOUND THIS FUNNY

THIS IS SO FUNNY THE ONES A THE BOTTOM MAKE ME FEEL STUPID. LOL

THIS WAS ORGINALLY AN EMAIL I GOT FROM A FRIEND AND I HAD TO POST IT

VERY INTERESTING STUFF

In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"

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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U. S. Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)

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< /FONT>The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $16,400
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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:
61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the pers on died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

A. Fat her's Day
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."

It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
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Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addr esses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the scr een

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.


*LOL*

*RUBY*

horton hears a who!!!

I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!! ME AND MY FRIEND JUST WENT AND SAW HORTON HEARS A WHO

I WAS SO AMAZING!!!!

ME AND MY FRIEND DIDN'T REALLY THINK IT WOULD BE VERY GOOD... BUT IT WAS!!!!

MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS JOJO!!!

HES SO CUTE!!! I AM PUTTING A PICTURE OF HIM IN MY LOCKER AND HE IS ON MY PHONE!!!!

IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE YOU HAVE TO. ITS SOOOOOO CUTE AND FUNNY!!

THIS IS MY FAVORITE LINE

"A PERSONS A PERSONS NO MATTER HOW SMALL"

I LOVE IT.

I AM ADDING IT TO MY PHRASE

CAUSE IM KOOL LIKE THAT AND THATS HOW I ROLE CAUSE A PERSONS A PERSON NO MATTER HOW SMALL

LOL

THIS MOVIE GOES RIGHT UNDER TRANSFORMERS AS MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!

*LOL*

*RUBY*

i figured out t9!!

i just figured out how to use t9!!!

before i thought it was really confusing but it isn't

i now can txt so much faster!!!! yaaa

and i showed my friend how to do it and now we both are faster!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i no its lame but im really happy

*lol*

*ruby*

who needs math any ways

ok.. you no whats really annoying... thinking you no something and then failing.

so i took a math test and i thought i new what i was doing... but i guess not because i got a 44% on it. im not stupid- well yes i am but not when it comes to school- i just miss understood the questions. but it really sucked.

i felt really dumb- those you who have done that know what i feel like- and i had to stay in during lunch and study with my teacher.. ugh. but io think it might have helped. but i have to take a make up test tomarrow. ugh. i really hope i do better. cause if i don't my parents will kill me!!!

but really who needs math. i no "we use math all through out life" but really i don't need to no how to do algabraic stuff to be a chef or theropist. really who needs it. i just need the basic add subtract, mulitply and divid and some percents and fractions. and maybe alittle more but really who uses 106x+33920- 34023=?
well maybe except for people who will use that stuff but im not.. so what use is to me?

*lol*(not)


ruby

STICKERS!!!

I JUST GOT SOME STICKERS FROM TARGET. THEY ARE AMAZING. ONE OF THEM SAYS OH SNAP( BTW THATS MY FAVORITE SAYING). IM GOING TO PUT THEM ON MY FONE.

i have had my phone for about 4 months and it is covered with scratches(dropping it alot) and a small chunk is missing( threw it across the room).OOPS. any ways i needed somethin to cover it and decorate it and hide the ugly pink coloring( i HATE pink) ( my parents still think i like it). ICK!!!

but they are so cool and they are puffed up so they stick up. Its soooo cool

I love stickers

*lol*

*ruby*

youtube

So last night me and my friends made vidoes and put them one youtube. we act so stupid. we danced to tecnologic, hello by hawk nelson, and a nother one but i can't remember what it is.

go check them out. just type in amandaslippers and them they should pop up

i love youtube!!!

*lol*


Ruby

spring break- school. which is better? Duh!!!

I just got back to school from spring break. and let me tell you. it REALLY sucks. For those of you like me, who hate school and hate all your teachers, this is the worst thing that happens to you except for when you come back from summer break. I has been so hard to come back. lets see the pros and cons of school

Pros:
seeing friends
eventually getting smart- maybe- lol
napping
cute boys

hm thats all i can think of

cons
homework
detentions
infractions
mean teachers
useless stuff no one uses or cares about
tests
failing
report cards
boring classes
lockers getting stuck
heavy books and backpacts

I don't know if its just me but i think there are more cons than pros... hmmmm....

i am not dumb. i get good grades and everything
but i really don't like school.

leave a comment and give your opinion on the pros and cons of school.
i really do want to see anyone can convince me that school isn't a waste of time and just annoying

*lol*

ruby