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Friday, December 26, 2008

lalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala... im bored

So my xmas was nice. it wasn't crazy(YES!) LIKe it usually is.
GIFTS
60% of my gifts came from Bath and Body Works(fragrance store), but my mom works there so she got a discount.
-you no those sheep they have, well i got a giant one and im in love with it. idk what to call it. im thinking about bella b/c you know the hole lion and lamb thing. yes i do no im extremely lame
-aroma therapy pillow spray(helps you fall asleep)
- body spray and lotion
- most amazing slippers ever
- lip gloss
- lip balm
- $50 itunes music card(greatly needed)
- Nice pearl post earrings
- and this pillow thing to set my books so i don't have to hold it. its pretty sweet.
- and $50 from my great grandparents

So thats what i got this year. im happy.
im so close to being able to buy this digital camera that i really want its like $135. its a NIXON COOLPIX 250 8 megapixles and 3x digital zoom in blue or black. i have $90 at my house and i could get like another $50 from my bank account. im really happy!!!!

OH on xmas eve i spent all day making sugar cookies and decorating them. oh my gosh they are really good. some of my decorating looks really good but some really don't. it took me like 4 hours to decorate all 38 of them. ill put up a couple of pictures later but im to lazy to email from my phone to my computer.

this was like three weeks ago but at my piano recital i haven't been able to play my piece like at all and for once i played it perfect!!! I was EXTREMELY happy. i still think i suck at the piano and have to talent for it but i was happy that i played it correctly.

OK thats it

~RUBY

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

nom nom nom

i haven't posted in a while but i have nothing to post about. i still don't have anything to post about but im really bored and i can't get on WOW(i no im a dork). If you even no what that is. well yeah...

is it strange that im not excited for xmas. is it? im usually happy and can't wait for it to get here but this year im not excited. im looking move forward to valentines day. weird i no. maybe because none of my family is coming over. maybe because i don't believe Santa's not real. and i don't wake up in the morning running down the stairs yelling its Christmas!, and looking to see if santa ate our cookies and when i get down stairs and see our big tree lit up with all the presents underneath and the cookies gone and a few gifts from good old st nick. but i haven't done that for years. *sigh* maybe because we don't have alot of money to spend so we are having a small xmas and that this time of year just puts us more in debt and makes finances harder and my dad gets more stressed. i don't know but im not excited. im probably making you all sad or something or feel sorry for me.


I am excited tho that it is winter break. 3 weeks of no school and no annoying ppl and stupid crushes and school work and teachers getting on your back and no algebra tests to fail. hmmmm life if good.

oh and i have done zero xmas shopping done. yeah!!!!

IM getting a new phone in a couple of months. the phone service i use has been bought out by verison and i get a new phone!!! YES!!!!!!!

i read nick and norah's infinite playlist. ALOT of cursing. i counted how many times it said F*** on a page and a got 33. and these pages arent all that big. but it was a good book still. i really like it.

At the start of the new year, im going to keep tract of how many books ive read and there pages in 2009. im curious to see how many that is. i read a lot in 2008. i wish i had kept tract. oh well

i have to go help bake pies for people so i got to go. oh im make sugar cookies later by myself. im excited.

~RUBY

Friday, November 28, 2008

You have to be kidding me...!!!!

DO you want her the dumbest thing i have ever heard in my life... well your going to hear it any ways.

As you all know today was Black Friday. the day after thanksgiving and ever store has major sales and crap and you get up at 4 freaking in the morning when the doors open to got the best stuff. you know what im talking about.
I think that is the dumbest thing to do. why the heck would you want to get up at 4 freaking am to go and shop? hmmm... idk.

any ways... Today, on Long Island, New York at a Walmart, one of the employee lost his life because he got trampled to death by crazy shoppers. When he opened the door the to let them crazys in, he got caught in a stampede of shoppers and was killed. WHAT THE HEck?????????????

Now do you think that makes any sense what so ever. A Walmart employee lost his life because some stupid shoppers went crazy!
Now each year im sure people get hurt because of be elbowed and get scrapes and other injuries but not getting killed.
And People in the electronic section were actually wrestling over xbox's. WHAT????? Im not even kidding, oh but i wish i was.

How could those people not notice that they were stepping on somebody. its not like humans are hard and flat. we're squishy and lumpy.
In my opinion any body who stepped on that man should be charged with man slatter and sent to jail. they MURDERED a man over toys.

I will never take part in that stupidity. there is NOTHING, i repeat, NOTHING, worth getting up at 4 freaking AM and waiting in line just to get some crap nobody really needs at a cheaper price. Even if they were giving away a car or something really expensive i would never do that. for i am not that materialistic. its insanity what people will go through just to get something cheaper.

Every one has forgotten that Christmas is not about gifts and decorations and other holiday crap. everyone has become so materialistic and self centered to remember. ugh. and im not saying that i don't get like that but its things like this that make you realize what this world is coming to. no wonder other nations think we are stupid and hate us. we have sucken so low as to get up so early to get discounts and then kill somebody when they let us in and then go and wrestle over some stupid toy. Common America.

I for one am disgusted by this and it just really pisses me off.

OK im done with my rant

~RUBY

P.s sorry if i cursed anywhere.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

CAUTION SOME SPOILERS OF THE TWILIGHT MOVIE

how many have seen the new twilight movie???

well i saw it friday at like 7:15. and i really need to post about this movie or i might explode. Do you think i like it or hated it? well let me started like this: I loved it but i also hated it!

Ill start With what i didn't like that way i will end happy.
So my favorite part of the book was epically messed up. The Meadow Scene. It is nothing like the book. At all. Stuff thats suppose to happen during it doesn't happen like it should. when they go to the meadow they do it in a really strange spot. And its not even sunny. but when he "sparkled" its like this little piece of sun coming through the trees. oh and he doesn't really sparkle. you can barely tell. i couldn't tell at first that he sparkled. ugh that pissed me off.
His car isn't a Volvo. its a HATCHBACK! WTC?!?! That really pissed me off.
There was no connection between Edward and Bella. I couldn't tell that they loved each other. no passion. ugh.
they only kiss once.
I didn't really like the prom scenes. it was ok. she in converses thought. she suppose to be in stilettos. ugh.
Rpattz and Kristen where monotone the entire time, except when she is screaming at during her scene with James in the studio.
Stephanie Meyer is in the movie. which is stupid. she is on a laptop at the restaurant they eat at the second time. that just dumb as heck. im sorry.
Jacobs stupid long hair. ugh
i think thats it.

Now for what i did like.
The movie was really funny. but you had to have read the book to get the jokes. there is this one line that emmette says that Made me laugh really hard. its when she comes to meet the rest of the cullens. I LOVE EMMETTE!!!!
I thought the beginning of the movie was really good. it was good way to start. i really like that.
The baseball game was really good. i enjoyed that. thats the only time i think jasper looks really hott!
I liked the fight scene with james and all that. it was really good.
OME! I love Charlie in the movie. Hes really funny. He's not that great in the book but he's amazing in the movie.
I heard all the songs on the soundtrack in the movie, except for "Decode" by Paramore(best song). which bummed me out. but i heard everything else.
I loved alice. She's my favorite. she's so cute. I LOVE ALICE.
When Bella and Edward walk into school and Edward has his glasses on he looks so amazing.
I thinks that it!

I saw a bunch of previews of movies that i liked. OMG I SAW THE TRAILER FOR THE 6TH HARRY POTTER! I SCREAMED TO LOUD!!!
Oh and Nano if you read this i saw a preview for a movie(can't remember the title) that was a lot like that book that your writing. About people with powers and they are hiding from the government and if caught they are used as weapons. its looks really good!

I think thats it
Still go see the movie. its good but if you you've read the book you will see definite changes. jsut so you know!

~RUBY

Sunday, November 16, 2008

GO TO THESE!

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these i think are kool!

RUBY

p.s go give your opinion on my last post!!!!1

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Which one, which one?

So im trying to decide where im going for high school and i have to descide so because if i go to the one school then i need to enroll so. but i don't know where i should go. so i want you opion on which school sounds better. and hopefully that will help me. so here are the factors:

School #1 GOOD Factors
LOTS of students
Public school(no tuition).
completely new to me
bestest friend is here
A really good friend here
a couple ok friends here
not following brother being different from him
volleyball.
drama
lots of options for classes(french, photography)
cuter guys(lolz)
dances with friends(could be fun)
meet completly new people

Bad factors
because of being big less chance of getting on volleyball team
because of being big less chance of being in a drama production
dances might not fun with who im with

School #2 GOOD Factors
Small. get more attention
better chance of getting on volleyball team
better chance of being in drama production
really good friend going here
couple of ok friends(don't really like them but still hangs out with)
dances will be fun
know mostly everyone

Bad Factors
Private school(pay expensive tuition (can't really afford))
basically the same as where im at now
few options for classes(core classes, no option of language must be spanish(ick))
very small(couple hundred students)
not very many new people
NOT cute guys
same as my brother, in his shadow

So which option sounds better to you? PLEASE COMMENT!!!!

*AWAITING YOU ANSWERS*

~RUBY

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT- WAITING WAITING WAITING(long post)

OME!

I got to see Taylor Lautner(jacob black), Victoria, and Laurent(don't know there real names) the were so amazing.

All day long me and my friend were singing this song we mad up about taylor coming(lame but fun) and our teachers were on the verge of killing us. wait till the 21, i think they will kill me.

my friends amanda and katy and i went to the mall RIGHT after school. we got there at like 3:15. so it was like the first 700 people to buy the twilight tour t-shirt who got to meet the actors in person and get a poster signed in person. but we didn't get to. the hot topic people said that people were there at like 5 am. the mall opens at like 6. crazy. i totally would have done it if my parents let me. lolz. BUT... there was a Q&A sestion at like 7pm and so we stayed. so we were like there for 4-5 hours. we just wandered and met up with some other people from school.

For the Q&A we didn't go in the special spot for it where the were hundreds of people so we went to Borders book store and we could still see them. when they were finally out on stage my friends and i screamed like never before(theres 5 of us). i was shaking so badly. some of my pics are really blurry.
My friends went down on the floor on the side. and Taylor looked over and blew my friend a kiss and waved at her. AND SHE GOT IT RECORED!!! OME!
I got this really amazing picture of Taylor smiling!
OME! So from where we were we were above them diagonally and the LOOK UP AT US AND WAVED!!!! We all screamed our heads off!! i think my heart stopped beating for like 5 seconds. HES SO HOTT!!

TODAY WAS ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE!!!!
my teachers will need a tranquilizer on the 21!lolz

Its wierd i hate the charater Jacob but i love the actor and i love the character Edward but im not dazzled by the actor(i still like rpattz)

ill post tomarrow and tell about something personal!!!*leaves everyone wonder what it will be and thats all they think about*

UNTIL YOU READ AGAIN
~RUBY

Monday, November 10, 2008

OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH.ECT

OH MY GOSH!!!!!

THREE TWILIGHT ACTORS ARE COMING TO COLORADO TOMARROW!!!

AT PARK MEADOWS MALL(BIG MALL) AT 5 P.M AT HOT TOPIC.

YOU HAVE TO BUY THE SHIRT AND YOU GET A WRIST BAND AND A POSTER SIGNED WITH THE ACTORS WHO PLAY JACOB, VICTORIA, AND LAURENT!!!

IS THAT NOT AWESOME OR WHAT!!
ME AND MY FRIEND ARE GOING AFTER SCHOOL TO GET THE SHIRT!!!
I WISH I COULD SHIP SCHOOL BUT MY MOM WON'T LET ME!!!
UG!

OH I ALSO ORDERED MY TWILIGHT MOVIE TICKETS. IM NOT SEEING IT AT MIDNIGHT BUT I AM AT LIKE 7:15 PM ON OPENING DAY!!!!

LIFE IS AMAZING AS FAR AS TWILIGHT GOES!!!!

WOOT WOOT! NO JOKE WHEN I FOUND OUT I STARTED CRYING A LITTLE BIT!!
I THINK IM GOING TO DIE

BYE!!!!

~RUBY

Monday, November 3, 2008

WOOT WOOT

So to day was my birthday and now i am 14. WOOT WOOT!

This year my birthday fell in a bad area and i had to have my party yesterday and onto monday. so i could only invite people from schools. --SORRY STEPH! WE WILL GET TOGETHER SOON! I MISS YOU!-- it was so much fun. we took some really funny pictures and made a couple vidoes. and at like 9:30 pm, we took a pair of my old tenis shoes and tied them to gether and set out for the intersection closest to my house with trafic lights and all those cables.

it took us a half hour to get my shoes up there. its much harder than you think. you have to throw it high enough and not have it go through the gap and get it stuck right. and then theres the cars driving past us. i think we could of had the shoes up faster if we didn't have to hide behind the bushes every other minute. but thats what makes it really fun.

I think in on of my older post it said i want to do that for my birth day... im suprised my mom let me do it. but im so glad we did. it was so much fun. i haven't had that much fun with my friends in forever.

i got like $50 in itunes to buys somes im so happy. i also go Brisingr! im so happy ill i will be doing for the next couple days is reading it.

OH! My friend had to get rid of her guinea pig and knew i use to have 4(three were from steph) and gave me her's! He's so fat. his name is leroy but i think ill change it. i like the sound of Eward or Emmette(can you say obsessed?).

anyways that was my birthday and i loved it

UNTIL YOU READ AGAIN!

~RUBY


ps. steph have you read brisingr?

and we will get together
i miss you

Saturday, November 1, 2008

HAPPY NEEWOLLAH

HAPPY NEEWOLLAH!

OK i know im a day late but i couldn't get to my computer yesterday!

This was my favorite halloween yet!

i went with my friend amanda and her neighbor. we went trick or treating for like 5 houses and then ate the candy while walking.
But for most of the night we were just scaring people. it was so much fun. we hid in the bushes and scared the crap out of kids.

it was so much fun. we scared this group of like 10 guys and amanda's neighbor lets just say didn't say some nice stuff and got them really pissed. we thought they were gonna come and like beat him up but we ran.

and much later we were walking down a path and i noticed this guy in a black cape and those stupid "scary" masks on the other side of this like 3 foot fence with a plastic sword. so me and amanda went up and started talking to him like air heads for like a half hour. and during that 30 minutes 3 other guys, same costum, came up and like surrounded us... well kind of... they tried to sneak up on us and failed. we say them each time.
oh and amanda some how figured out who was one of the guys were. she doesn't even know how she knew him but got his name. it was really funny.

then we went back to scaring kids, and then her dad made us come back. ug. but then we danced to songs and made vidoes. it was really fun.

for our costume, wasn't much, we were retro geeks. well not really. we wore our skinney jeans and put knee high socks over them and wore those rectangle glasses, that are really popular right now. amanda's wore all pink and i wore all lime green. her brother said that we actually look kind of kool instead of geeky. i think we loook good.

well that was my Neewollah. leave a comment about your neewollah. i want to know what other people did this yeah and what you were!

UNTIL YOU READ AGAIN

~RUBY

Sunday, October 26, 2008

AMAZING BANDS!!! Holy Crow!!

I think everyone has heard the song Face Down by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. if you haven't, then you have been living under a rock or your musically inactive. but either way its and amazing song. but i just listened to a bunch of there other songs(not very popular) and they are amazing! they have so many good songs its not real. and im so addicted to there music and another band

The other band im in love with is Hawthorne Heights. they are simply amazing. my favorite song by them is Ohio is For Lovers. they are all i listen to. i love many more of there songs but thats my favorite!

Both of these bands have a little screaming in them. some songs a little more than others. But i kind of like that. so if you hate screaming then you probably won't like either, but i would still check them out cause there are some that don't have screaming at all.

These Are My Thoughts!

~Ruby

Friday, October 24, 2008

NEW TWILIGHT TRAILOR!!!EEEEEPPPPP

So if you havent seen the new and final twilight trailor you really need to. its so amazing. i think its the best so far. heres a link----->>>www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxjNDE2fMjI.

i love this trailer! i love the apple rolling up his foot and then the cover shot. i loved that!

my overall favorite scene has to be the kiss. that was so good. it was perfect.

the beginning music made me think lord of the rings. i thought that was a little funny.

its a good thing i was home alone when i watch this because i totally did a full out fangirl scream. i think if my rents were home then they would have but me in the funny farm. but i might need to go there after the movie.

thats all....GO WATCH THE TRAILER!!!!!!

RUBY

Thursday, October 23, 2008

ITS BACK!!!!

I got my laptop back today. IM SO HAPPY.

the charger broke about a month ago, and we finally took it in to get fixed, and i got it back finally.

its been really annoying because i have had to download a bunch of stuff again and then find stuff. lets just say it took a while.

i wen on fall break to day. im glad to have a break. *sigh*

this is a short post but ill do another one maybe tomarrow or maybe not
XD

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

BOOK NERDS UNITE!

So im obsessed with twilight saga, and i talk about it all the time with my friends but then i realize they have no idea what im talking about. but guess what... a couple of my friens are now reading the sieres and love them. WOOT WOOT!!!!

im so happy. now i have people to help me defend and tell how amazing they are, there's this one guy that says they are lame and that i am too, but he hasn't read the sieres. But my friend Backed me up. I was really happy. and she quoted a line.
you know the line edward says"you are accatally my brand of heroin" well she quoted it but said it about the jonas brothers(she really loves them). and guess what i did... you won't believe this-well steph might... I SCREAMED! I did like a full our scream. and the entire room full of our small class of 24 eight graders went silent, right in the middle of art. natrally my evil art teacher made me leave the room. but it was so funny. i swear my eyes teared up.

any ways thats one of my nerd moments of the week. lol XD



`ruby

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

so very bored

i am really bored right now and for once really want to blog but have nothing to blog about so this will get a little bit random.

right now im supose to be studying for a math test but i really don't want to. my mom says if i bomb this test i will have SERIOUS consiquences. oh well...*shrugs shoulders*

in english we are supose to write a paper about our greatest challenge. mine is really pathetic. its about when the twilight sieris ended and along with that my life. seriousely my friend read it and she said it sounded like i was a drug addict and that i was getting over my additction. lol
i know i am a nerd and am obbsessed with these books, just ask steph

i really love volleyball. im finally getting my over-hand serves over*jumps up an down*!!!

we had twin day at school. sadly i had no twin. i felt so allown

my ipod screen has a bunch of microscopic cracks in it. my dad says they will spread. im really pissed

my laptop charger died so im on the family computer. i really don't like PC's. macs are kool.

hmmmmmmmm you don't have to keep going you can stop im not sure what will happen next.
im happy RIGHT now!!!XD

i have to agree with steph it is a little annoying when peple don't comment. at least then you know some read what you took time to say.hmmmm

for my birthday i want to take a pair of my old shoes and swing them around a telephone pole. that would be so cool

i went tree watching last weekend up in the mountians to see the changing colors of the leaves and guess what i saw....MOOSES!!! we don't get very many mooses hear in colorado but its reallly kool when we do. there were four, mom, two calves and a big ol bull. it was pretty sweet.

i really want to go to a halloween party. but no ones having one.

band of the week is over there-------->>>>>>>>>

ok im done. pleasse comment on any of my random blurbs of nothingness. THANK YOU!!

`RUBY

Monday, October 6, 2008

Just so you know

so right now im bored and thought i might tell you all where i have been(only like three people read my blog anyways).

this is really far back but i thought i would tell you anyways. back in august i went to california, around the Huntington Beach/Malibu. i love the beach and the sand and the waves!!! im going to live there some day.

i got a haircut. i got side-swept bangs and now my hair is parted on the side(ill put a pic someday)

stupid girl drama happened and have been buisy with all that sh*t(i know i cussed but it needs somthing stronger than crap).

school has been evil. im pretty sure im failing algebre(not exagerating). my history teacher(favorite) has piled on homework. english is boring and stupid have stupid assignments.

been reading like crazy. im really into vampire novels. im was reading the house of night novels and vampire kisses and a lot others within that same genra of books.
and i really like a sieres called the Mediator(very good) by the person who wrote the princess diaries.
im also reading all the harry potter books over(currently on #2). this books are my first loves(then came twilight). i forgot how amazing they are.

Ill admit it. i have been to do posts even when there was time

just b/c im bored most of the time and i feel like doing this im going to start haveing a band/singer of the week/ when i get time to change it. ill put a poll on them and a link to my favorite song(s). and if you feel so inclinded to give me your opinion of them feel free to.

thanks and have a joy filled day bu bye
( thats the end of our answer machine)idk why i put that but i just popped into my head

`ruby

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Good things

I've been really buisy so thats why i havent been posting. in my last post i ranted about how i hate breaking dawn, i said i tell you some good things i liked. and here they are(im not a bitter person. im actually a very happy person.).

OK

i did like the wedding. in my head the dress is really pretty. i really liked that jacob showed up. im glad they danced that was really sweet. im glad the coven from alaska(im not sure there from there but it sounds right) showed up. im pretty glad that nothing really happened with them. im glad that bella didn't trip, even though that would have been funny if she did im glad she didn't. it made it all the more happy and good(that was lame but i couldn't think of any think of anything else).

My favorite part of the whole book was when bella and emmette arm wrestled. since-- i cant remember which book edward told bella that new vamps were really strong-- thats what i wanted most from breaking dawn. and it was there. i laughed really hard(emmettes by favorite). this made me very happy.

i loved that we got so see part 2 from jacobs p.o.v. before i that i really didn't like him. but after we got a look into his mind we got to see that he is very sarcastic( love sarcastim). we really couldn't have gotten all that info from bella's head. so that was something i wasn't expecting that. it was a NICE suprise.

hmmm what else...

i think thats it. ill try to do more posts on a different and happier topic.

~ruby

Friday, September 5, 2008

lets talk breaking dawn shall we.

if you have read my previous post you should know that i don't like breaking dawn. i will explain why. i have read the book over.

1. i don't really like rennesme. when i read bd the first time i kind of liked her. but after i read it a second time she didn't like her. her the character isn't that bad. but what stephie did with her makes me not like her. i hate that most of the book is about her. i wish it would have been more focused on edward and bella and the volturi(more on volturi). i also don't like her name. i don't know which i dislike more renesme or albus severuse(harry potter)(not sure if thats the name but is something like that). oh and i don't like that jacob imprinted on her. that just is wierd. the only reason why bella and jacob were drawn to gether was b/c he was imprinting on her baby. WTC!

2. the thing that i was looking most forward to was the huge battle. but guess what... it didn't happened. that REALLY ticked me off. she had to give us a happy ending where everyone lives happyily ever after and rainbows and unicorns appear. no one dies of gets injured. that sucks.
my favorite parts of the sagas were the fighting scenes. she was good at writing them so i looked forward to that. but was let down. ugh. at least in harry potter jk rowling had ppl die and stuff and thats what made the ending interesting.

3. let me give you some background info in case you didn't know this.
when steph started writing she intended for it to be a two book thing. just twilight and breaking dawn. but her publishers and her whatever people convinced her to write new moon and eclipse.
so my thing with this is that all the charcters are out of character. in new moon and eclipse none of the characters act like they do in breaking dawn. she probobly should have used there nicknames in those books as well b/c those came from no where. let me give you and example.
edward loves bella. so why the heck would he go to jacob and ask him to convince bella to give up the baby and then go with him and live the rest of there live happy and making normal babies. does that sound like the edward we got to know in the 3 bookds...NO!
anyways and there are a few other things of out of character stuff.

4. these are more on the writing side of this dislike. this one is small but i felt like adding it. heres a little more info for ya.
steph published the book manly her self. so she didn't really have people go and read it and look for mistakes. and they have people that go through books and make sure that words that can be spelled different ways are all spelled the same. and thats where this point leads
there are two ways to spell this word, blond and blonde. they are both used . thats not really anything i just felt like saying it.
the other. on the day of the wedding bella gets up and makes charlie pancakes. when he comes down she gives them to him. a little later on, it says that charlie was looking in to the bowl of his cereal. WHAT! that doesn't make any scence.

i think if stephanie meyer hadn't been working on so many books at once there wouldn't have been mistakes. she was working on the host(love it) midnight sun(has been stopped), helping with the movie, been on tour and then writing breaking dawn. when you multi-task you have a much higher risk of making mistakes and that has been proved.

ok i think thats it. theres is more but this post is WAY too long.
my opinion is that these books should have been a trilogy and had the important stuff(wedding and turning) in the end of eclipse and some of eclipse mushed into new moon.

ok good bye
-ruby

in a few days or whatever i will tell you what i like about breaking dawn

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

i...am...PISSED!!!!

OK....

guess what all twilight fans. guess fricken what... stephany meyer has stopped writing midnight sun.

and would you like to know why.... would you... well this is why.

if you didn't already know someone leaked the first 12 chapters of the book out on the internet. and only like 6 people had those chapters. she says that this was no who she wanted people to experience midnight sun. so she has stopped writing it all together.
WTH!!!

i don't know about you but that seems a little selfish. just b/c some leaked it doesn't mean you should stop writing it. come on steph...WTC!

after being disappointed by breaking dawn(liked it at first but since reread it don't really like it) i was, and im sure many others were too, hoping that this book would redeem breaking dawn. but no

but don't worry everyone if you go one stephany meyer's website you can download those first 12 chapters. i have not read them yet b/c i just downloaded them.

so thank you stephy for disappointing us again. just thanks.


(and you couldn't tell im mad)
-ruby


ps. just b/c im mad at stephanie and don't really like breaking dawn, doesnt mean i don't like twilight series. they are still some of my favorite books and will always love them, i just wish that it was a trilogy and that the really important things in breaking dawn were in the other books. and take out rennesme.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

...

this is not going to be a good post about nothing. i really need to write this out. so if you don't want to read go a head a stop.


Im freaking out a little bit-quite a lot-my mom said i might have to leave the school im at now. i don't know if youve been reading my blog since the start but i said that i hated my school. and at the time when i said that i had this bunch of crap going on in my head but i did hate my school then. but now i kind of like it. i love my fiends and this guy. and i love the people that im around like the 6 and 7 graders(fun to annoy), i just don't like the whole learning thing and a few of my teachers(principle-stupidest person alive- art old bible teach, and a few more). but for the most part i love where i am-as much as i can-.

but my mom is really unhappy with the changes my pricapal has made. and i don't like her either but i can deal. but the other part of me possibly leaving is that since my school is a privet school i have to pay to go there; and my family can bearly pay both me and my brother. since my brother is a junior in high school my mom wont pull him. so i will be the one to move.
A year ago i would have been saying yes to moving schools but now... i can't.

now that im and 8th grader, im finally at the top surrounded by friend(classes are VERY small so everyone nows each other-my class has 11 people-). i don't want to go any where that i wont know anyone and stuff like that. -Steph don't take this bad- But i don't really don't want to go to stephs school. i have my 8th grade year looking and having this feel to it where i an my friends run the school and we have fun not caring who looks and stares. but if i go to public it can't be like that. thats the perk of small schools.

but when my mom sait that she's |----|this close to moving me, my breath was gone and i started to panic. and my eyes started to tear up. and im not one to cry. trust me... unless something means alot to me or im hurting VERY VERY VERY badly. so im really wondering about whats going to happen. im always saying that i hate my school and that i want to leave. but now that i think about it, every thing got snapped into place. im so blessed to go somewhere where i have great friend and friends with everyone in one way or another and im not saying that public don't have good friends. but im really happy that im where im at.

i will be begging my mom for high school to go a public high school. cause i don't care if im big there(i won't be) but for my middle school years i kind of want to be
Im sorry if that sounds a little snob-ish but thats how i feel.

ok i think im done.

night

Saturday, August 2, 2008

why disney... why

so i have been watching a bunch of old disney classics--the little mermaid, alladin, beauty and the beast, sword and the stone, and a TON others. and then for some stupid and insane reason i watch the sequal to the lion king...omg... what a stupid thing to do and waste of time.
and as i was watching it i was noting how stupid the movie was and that they -for me- destroyed the first lion king. and then i started thinking about a lot of other disney classics that the destroyed and made sequals and prequals to.

does disney like destroying my young childhood. because they did. they took most of the great and best of the disney movies and added another movie to them.

this probobly sounds abit over-dramatic but really, those movies were just fine the way they ended and didn't need to have them continued.

here are a few of the movies that the new disney have destroyed: the little mermaid-made ariel have a daughter and are now making a prequal to the little mermaid...WTF...-, the lion king- had him have a daughter and tons of crap happened-, alladin[that movie is the best]- they made like two things after the original- king of theives and something else where they got married-, beauty and the beast- made some stupid christmas thing-, lilo and stitch[not really a classic but they still made crappy movies after it]- some thing with him having 10000000000000000 cousins and then hes broken...WTF...-, the fox and the hound- i don't even know what the second one was about-, and mulan- they had her and shane get all mad at each other over somthing stupid!

there are so many more... i just won't list them cause this post will go on and on. but you get my point. the only movie that was not reuend for me was alladin. that movie was amazing and can't be touched.
like the only ones they haven't done this for are snow white, sleeping beauty pinocchio-scariest disney movie ever, still creeps me out.

ok i think im done with my disney rant. but i think you get my point. i don't watch any of the new sepuals they will just make it worse.

ok im done...

BREAKING DAWN IS OUT!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!

Friday, August 1, 2008

OMFG!!!!!!

WE HAVE ONLY HOURS UNTIL BREAKING DAWN COMES OUT!!!!!!

OMFG!!!

I REALLY HOPE I DON'T DO ANYTHING REALLY EMBARESSING WHEN I GET THE BOOK! =O

BUT I THINK I MIGHT!

I CAN'T WAIT

(once the books comes out my post will be normal again)

Thursday, July 31, 2008

EXPLOSTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!!

WE HAVE ONE ONE DAY!!!!

SO ON STEPHANIE MEYER'S WEBSITE EACH DAY SINCE LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO THEY HAVE PUT OUT A QUOTE FROM BREAKING DAWN!!

AND TO DAYS AND YESTERDAYS WERE REALLY GOOD!!!

AND I HAVE BEEN MAKING PREDICTIONS FOR THEM IN MY HEAD AND ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO YES IF YOU COULD NOT TELL IM
VERY EXCITED FOR THIS BOOK!!!

OH AND IF ANYONE GETS WHAT THE TEAM SWITZERLAND AND TEAM ANTARCTICA THING IS PLEASE TELL ME!!!
PLEASE AND THANK YOU


HERES THE LINK FOR THE QUOTES
http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/bd_quotes.html

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

TWO DAYS


TWO SAYS EVERYONE!!!!!

WE HAVE TWO DAYS TILL BREAKING DAWN COMES OUT!!!!!

OMFG!!!!!!
IM WAY EXCITED!!!!!


P.S. STEPH... JACOB SUCKS

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

3 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD


WE HAVE 3 DAYS TILL BREAKING DAWN COMES OUT!!!!!!!!!

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!

IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!





Monday, July 14, 2008

i must not have a life

ok... i must not have a life. no body is blogging. and i know its the summer and all. and that people are busy. but that proves my point.

i check my blog regurally and then go to others to see if they have written any thing. but nobody has. i guess im the only one who has time. which is sad. i have done nothing over the summer except go to a camp and a very few sleepovers and have done nothing but blog, read(i have 10 books so far each at least 300 pages), text, sleep, youtube, and watch movies and annoy the rest of my family.

but on tuesday i will spend a week at stephs house. yeahhhhh!!!! i will actually be doing stuff. omg! im pretty excited yo. wow i haven't used 'yo' in like forever andthats like my favorite word.

im so bored right now that im reading out loud what im typing and i sound like Dory from finding nemo when shes trying so talk to the whale. oh yes people i am bored out of my mind and i think i have lost it. oh crap.

but i did get a bad for school from hollister. im not someone who usually buys there stuff or of ambercrobie or american eagle, but i really liked this bag and i got it for 17$ and i thought that was a pretty good price for a bag from that store.

later i think i will do a rant about those three stores and other name brand things that i think are pointless and overly prices. so wait for that. oh yeah it might get exciting.

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sorry for my random typing. but im going insane.

did you know that if you hold down the alt button and then press any other buttom in makes a nother thing. look up at the weird symples up above its pretty kool

now im just rambling and cant stop.
so good bye and good night to one and all and have a happy july!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

Saturday, July 12, 2008

My Opinion!

i have decided that im going to start giving my opinion of movies. personally i like giving my opinion of things. that might be a bad thing or maybe its a good thing. depending on how you look at it... ANYWAYS... Im going to start doing a post either once a week or when ever i see a good, bad, or a movie i just plain liked. so this is my first movie review. i will title them as "My Opinion" so if you don't want to read them you won't waste your time. and give a brief synopsis of the movie and what its rated. so here we go

"BLADE" rated:R

Wesley Snipes stars as the tortured soul Blade- half man, half immortal(vampire). Blade sharpens his lethal skills under the guidance of Whistler(Kris Kristofferson), his mentor, guardian and fellow hunter of the night. When the bloodthirsty Immortals' lord, Deacon Frost(Stephen Dorff) declares war on the human race, Blade is humanity's last hope for survival.

ok.... hmmm.... this movie sucked. i the begining was ok, but not great. but as it went, it got worse. the story line was kind of good. the acting was lukewarm. the affects...*shakes head* o...m...g... they were TERRIBLE! the blood was so fake. at this one point the blood-im not even kidding- look like tomato juice. it was so bad. the fighting seek winces were pretty fake looking. there were two people doing a round house kick at each other and they did like 6 of them each missing and the other person like didn't even duck. wth! i was laugh so hard through the whole thing. it was really funny. Frost(Stephen Dorff) had a drop of blood from the ceiling drop on his head as if it was like it was a ROCK! he staggered backward as if it like hurt LOL. WTH.

i would not recommend seeing. if not for the lame affects then for the none stop swearing. seriously if don't make a movie seem any cooler of you have them say f*** at the end of ever sentence. if anything if makes them sound stupid and it gets old really fast.

ANYWAYS... don't see it. and if any of you have seen it give me your opinion on the movie. you can leave a comment or email me. my email is somewhere in my profile.

AND if anyone of you want to me to give my opinion on a specific movie i will be more than happy to.

UNTIL NEXT TIME....

~RUBY

Friday, July 4, 2008

I AM BACK!!!

so i have been gone since sunday at camp. im so happy to be home.
the week for the most part was fun. so heres the highlights. i don't know when they happened so here we go!

Day ?
so like we had cabin olympics. omg. those were hilarious. we did all these really stupid games. we did had to pace a orange with our feet. that was hard. oh and kick the corn. hmmmm... good times. there were a ton and they were just plain stupid but fun...

Day ?
we had skit night. we got a subject to act out and then a we had to act it out with characteristics of a tv show or movie. my cabin got... get this... the one thing i was really hoping for other that high school musical... HANNAH MONTANA! it was so stupid. agh. i very strongly dislike hannah montana. and hsm. urg...

Day ?
then we had the talent show... oh the things i have seen*shakes head*... some of the things were hilarious and others were just plain stupid. it wasn't really like a talent show as much as was 'how can i make every one laugh while i look like a complete idot'. it was great though. it was so funny b/c someone did "the Human Blender" which is basically just putting a bunch of random ingredients and putting them in someones mouth and they chew it up and some one else drinks it. i.e: raw egg, onion, mustard, mayo, ketchup, pepper, salt, veggies, milk, peach yogart. for all of you who think that is gross and think im crazy for thinking thats funny, you have never seen it and met me( but of course you haven't met me. except for steph). i could tell you more stuff but it would make no sense and this post would be VERY VERY long.

Day ?
ahhhh... smores. that just says it all doesn't it... the ones i made were pretty good. for the perfect smores marshmellow here are the steps
1. let marshmellow hover over flame until it has expanded and it big and even more fluffy
2. catch marshmellow on fire and let either get a nice brown or let burn and be blackened( i prefer burnt marshemellows).
3. then follow the steps to finishing the smores.
but seriousely this one guy he is the master of smore makeing. im not kidding. the ones he did where fricken amazing. he has a gift. yummmmy!!

Day ?
Capture the can. now you might be thinking that i made and error. but no. it is not capture the flag... but capture the can. but its not what mabey some of you are thinking. some of you might be thinking of a pop can or some bucket type thing. but in fact it is a 36 gallon trash can... this is way better than capture the flag. see now were up in the mountians. so that means we had tree after tree after tree after tree. so when you go to swing around on then to help you stop yourself you scratch up your hands. that really hurt. but i wasn't smart and chose to be on d-fence. it was so boring. but some guy climbed a tree and it was hilarious. but sadly our team lost. its amazing that any won wins at all. usually since its a trash can its kind of hard to get to and grab. no one has won in like two years. this game was fricken amazing. *sigh*


so those where the highlights of my week. the activities were great... cabin roommates and other people not no much. to not go into major details and few words lets just say that when you have 8 really girly girls-- who change about 6 times a day from Hollister to Abmercombie and Fitch to American Eagle and fixing make- up all the time and screaming everytime they seen a bug-- and a tomboyish girl --who wears t-shirts and jeans from department stores and doesn't wear any make-up what so ever--in the same room for a week can drive you a little insane and make you what to shoot a baby.

BUT... other than that i had total fun.
but next year im bring a friend.*cough, cough* steph.

so now

Thursday, June 19, 2008

1:11 am

i can not sleep... it sucks... alot.

im tired but i can't sleep.

don't you hate that, when you are tired but you can't sleep. urg.....!

anyways. im really bored. being that is 1:12 now i am EXTREMELY bored. what is there to do at 1:13 am. seriously.

and you know what sucks more.... wait for it... i have to get up at 6:00 am. oh how suckish is that...!

*sigh*:'(

my eyes hurt. do you know why they hurt... because it is all black in my room and im staring at a bright screen on this computer. can you say ouch?! OUCH!

I think i will do random facts about my self o.O...heeerrreeee weeeee gooooo...!
1. i have red hair
2. i have crooked pinkies. thats right. they go in different directions.
3 . it is 1:18 am here.
4. i have a blue t-shirt that says "BLUE, TOO". school crap.
5. my foot is asleep.
6. i like the scent cucumber melon from bath and body works. hmmm...
7. im listening to "Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles. \ m/(>.<)\m/ (rock on) lol
8. i have purple shag carpet in my room.
9. i drew this really cool design on the out side my computer
11. i have a bird named lymen
12. somehow i got into algebra
13. my birthday is november 3.
14. i have seen Transformers 35 times.
15. i think im in love.
16. it is now 1:31 am(oh dear)
17. im hungry
19. it 66º F out side
20. jojo from horton hears a who is my background.
21. there is no number 10 he he he
22. i have run out of random facts....
23. i really what a pet turtle.
24. i ran into a stop sign when i was 8 yrs old. on my bike. whoops
25. my room is really messy.
26. this is the last one

ok im done now. all of those are completly useless to you. but i thought all of those on the top of my head and all of *yaaaaawwwwwnnnn* are really lame.

yeah im tired now.
NI*YAAAWWWNNN*TE
-.-
(it is now 1:46 am

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

my new favorite band: Flyleaf

i found this band, Flyleaf and i really like her voice its so beautiful. these are the acoustic versions.. i like them better because you can really hear how beautiful her voice is.
Fully Alive
best

All Around me


Cassie.
this song is about the Columbine shooting that happened in a hight school in Littleton, Colorado, its about a girl name Cassie Bernall and Rachel Scott. when the one of the boys found Cassie and Rachel he ask Cassie if she believed in God and she said "yes". and then he shot her. he ask Rachel the same thing twice both times she said "yes" and he shot her as well. i live really close to that school. i just think this is really beautiful song


Sorrow


these are a few of there songs, but these are my favorite.
tell me what you think of them

Thursday, June 12, 2008

the life of a book nerd*sigh*

Being a book nerd is really hard, im not kidding. i can read a 400 page book in a day and a half!
(that might not sound like a lot to some of you, but compared to every person, im like a freak!!!)
Anyways its really suck. but do you know why, well heres why: I go through books super fast. and when you want the next book in a series and you can't get it because the library has to get it from some where else or you are on a list of like 10 people its like torture!!

but its REALLY sucks!!!!

But its get kind of boring because i have 7 books on hold and i can't get any of them*sniffs*. so im stuck reading the twilight books for my third time in a month and a half. thats really a bad thing, cause they are really good books. but come on!

i really want to read these vampyre books(thats how its spelled the book) by P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast, the books are Marked, Betrayed and Chosen. and they are pretty good. but i finished marked in a day*sigh*!

im not really surprised that i go through books really fast because i never watch tv. i might have cable but there is never anything on. and the movies i want to see i never do.

but really most books are WAY better than tv. really you can't beat maximum ride, twilight, uglies. its simply not possible.
ok now im ranting. sorry. lol

AHHHAHHH I HATE BEING A BOOK NERD

Saturday, May 31, 2008

OMG THATS HOT

i swear this is true...

MY ROOM IS SO HOOOOT!!!!

im not even kidding.

there is this thing of chocolate in my room and it is really hard(but really good)... AND ITS STARTING TO MELT!!!

its not like its soup or any thing but it getting really soft.

it has to be REALLY hot in my room for that to happen.

AAAAHHHHH

so.... hot.....

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Pick one Please!!!

i don't know why im doing this but it might be fun.

jamba juice or squeeze- jamba juice

starbucks or folgers- starbucks

mountains or beach- beach

pc or mac- pc

sneakers or flip flops- flip flops

dangly earings or posts- posts

chocolate or vanilla- chocoalte

apple or banana- apple

pink or blue- blue

cat or dog- dog

chipotle or qdoba- qdoba

surf or turf- surf

transformers or iron man- transformers

bike or scooter- bike

thats all i could think of. PLEASE comment and tell me your answers. i really want to no.

and if you have and others please tell me and i will answer.

THANKS

ok beam me up. lol

Sunday, May 25, 2008

myspace vs. facebook

what is the difference between myspace and face book. seriously.

I have both a facebook and a myspace.

they are just a place to talk to your friends and make your own page. really

i think its dumb how parents think that they are SUPER bad. but it is really dumb. "but there are pervs out there." really come on. i think some people are smart enough to put locks and protection stuff on there profiles or pages.

but whats the differnece.
personally i like myspace better b/c you get to decorate and put little funny icons on them and personalize it but with face book every ones looks the same.

and please don't tell me how dangerous they are cause i really don't care. and im not trying to sound like a brat but im just saying.

but feel free to comment and give me your opinions on them both.
and if you want leave your url of either your myspace or face book.

don't worry im not a stalker or perv im just curious.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

bored...

i have been ojut of school for 1 day and i am already dying of boredum. ahhhhhhhh

if your have any suggestionson how not to be bored please tell me.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhheeeeeeeeelllllllllllppppppppp mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

IT OVER.. ITS FINALLY OVER!!!

ITS OVER!!!!

SCHOOL IS FINALLY OVER.
*JUMPING FOR JOY*

IM SO HAPPY!!!!
NEXT YEAR IS GOING TO BE GREAT.
do your no why? b/c... i will be an 8th grader next year. last year of ms. then comes high school. this kid that i really HATE is not going to be there. and... and... idk but there will be more. YAAAAAA!!!!

but the sad part is one of my best friends won't be there with me*sobs*

but it still will be great.
but now im bored. ....n

dooo daaa laaaallaaa deeee dooo duuuu laaaa looooo hmmmmm doooo daaaa doooo daaaaa deeee.

lol
Ruby

not a good day.

why me... why me...
this is really sad.

on thursday me and my class were playing capture the flag. and im running to go get the flag. ya and im almost there but right as im about to be safe i get tagged. but i don't stop running thinking that i will stop at the fence.BANG! I run into a fricken soccar goal post. and its not like i just walk into it. NO i am full was in full sprint mode and get stopped by a fricken goal post

And as you can imagine it hurt... ALOT... i ended up hitting just above the bridge of my nose. and since the place i hit was flat and had a space i have this cut on the bridge of my nose. thats not the worst part... yep... when i i hit it i bit down really hard and chipped my tooth... CHIPPED MY TOOTH. my teachers thought i was really brave because i was barely crying and was up and walking not long after.

i think this really funny. i literally ran into a pole. it takes a special type of idiot to do that. lol and im fit that perfectly. and i look really stupid with a band aid across my face. i look really stupid.

but the worst part was having to answer the question " what happened?" .

and the day just kept getting worse.
when we were signing year books my friend wrote something in my year book that was part of a inside joke. and it was offensive to the school. and later in the day i lost my year book. and a teacher found it. my friend got it trouble and i think it was really stupid. she has to pay for a new year book that i don't even want.
*sigh*
isn't that just a great way to end out the year. but i guess it fits. my year wasn't very good.
oh well.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

ITS ALIVE!!!!

MY PHONE IS ALIVE! *DOES HAPPY DANCE*
YAAAAAA

I LET MY PHONE SIT OUT FOR 3 DAYS AND LAYED IT UNDER A LAMP. AND NOW IT WORKS.
IM SO EXCITED.
YAAAAA

IM SO HAPPY.
MY LIFE IS SO BORING WITH ANYONE TO TALK TO.

*RUBY*

Saturday, May 17, 2008

NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

NNNNOOOO!!!!

I THINK I BROKE MY PHONE.
I SENT IT THROUGH THE WASHING MACHINE!!!

IM LIKE HYPERVENTILATING!!!!!
I FEEL LIKE AN IDOT.

THIS IS REALLY BAD.

i don't really know if its broken yet but i think it is. i have to wait till it drys.

*panicking*

*lol* NOT!!!

*RUBY*

HOW COULD YOU BE THIS STUPID RUBY!!!!!! *HANGS HEAD AND CRIES*

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

I GOT IT!!! but what to name it

I GOT A NEW IPOD!!!!

I GOT THE BLACK CLASSIC!!

THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE POINTS TO PICTURE*


I HAVE BEEN WAITING IT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER!!!

BUT NOW I HAVE IT AND IM SO EXCITED CAUSE MY OLD ONE( OLD RED NANO) WASN'T KEEPING A CHARGE AND KEPT FREEZING.
IT WAS REALLY ANNOYING.

BUT NOW I HAVE A NEW ONE AND ITS SO KOOL.

but the only problem is i have no idea what to name it.
its very troubling.

if you have any ideas on what to name it please comment.

YAAA!!!

*LOL*

*RUBY*

Friday, May 9, 2008

नोट अगं। इ रेअल्ली हटे आईटी व्हें थिंग्स दोन'टी वर्क ऊऊऊऊउग्ग्ग्ग्ग्ग्ग्ग्ग्ग्ग् AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

YAAAAAA

YAAA IM SO HAPPY.
i haven't been able to blog it seems in like forever.

Cause every time i typed some thing it turned in to question marks. it was very frusterating. and it only did that when i went to blog.

i love technology but when it doesn't work it drives me insane!!!!!

any ways im back

yaaaa

*lol*

*Ruby*

Saturday, May 3, 2008

याया

Monday, April 21, 2008

I FOUND THIS FUNNY

THIS IS SO FUNNY THE ONES A THE BOTTOM MAKE ME FEEL STUPID. LOL

THIS WAS ORGINALLY AN EMAIL I GOT FROM A FRIEND AND I HAD TO POST IT

VERY
INTERESTING STUFF

In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"

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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U. S. Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)

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< /FONT>The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $16,400
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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:
61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the pers on died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

A. Fat her's Day
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."

It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
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Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addr esses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the scr een

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.


*LOL*

*RUBY*